miaislying:

personsonable:

miaislying:

personsonable:

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

Jan 16 6:54 with 302,249 notes

theredheadfromvirginia:

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theredheadfromvirginia:

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fairycosmos:

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

Jan 15 23:15 with 45,658 notes

chessys:

figure skating and ballet are the two most beautiful and strong things in the world and i think they should be counted as superpowers

Jan 15 19:24 with 10,022 notes

powafull:

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